Friday, October 26, 2007

This is one of the many reasons why I can say I have cool kids!

Just when I couldn't figure out what to get D that wasn't to young for Halloween, we came across the perfect costume a few weeks ago, and as much as I LOVED It I was afraid he wouldn't think it was cool, boy was I wrong. He LOVED it.

He so rocks!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

This video serves two purposes...

1. grossing out my co-worker

2. satisfying a bit of my Sedaris family obsession

I had tears in my eyes after this one.

So since Robert Goulet is out for a bit...

who's going to appear around 3pm when my blood sugar and energy is low?

I hope you get better soon Robert Goulet!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

No I didn't...

die of rat/mouse bites. And I am victorious!!!! I bought the sticky things and put them everywhere, I even spaced them so that little mouse feet couldn't fit in between because this mouse is that smart. Last night I heard him squealing and I had my son (I'm a wimp) slowly open the cabinet door, because of course I was thinking the mouse was going to jump out and kick my ass, and low and behold there was the enemy with his furry chin stuck to the sticky mouse pad, still alive and I'm sure incredibly humiliated. After I was sent screaming through my house and outside because my son threatened to throw it on me, I slept a lot better, and did not smell and mouse shit, it was great!

The best part is, my neighbor called a few minutes ago and said she saw a gigantic spider on my door and went to get something to kill it, when she came back it was gone... why did I move again??

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I was never a fan of Chucke Cheese

A letter to the mouse in my house (very Seussical don't you think) who is mocking me...

Dear Mouse,

I truly believe you may be some kind of unnatural being, I have tried every way to eradicate you from my house, to include ways that would make my PETA membership canceled.

You laughed at my Mice Cubes (thanks Meg, they were no match for this beast)

The only person who was hurt by the mouse traps was me ( I swear I heard a strange squeaking laugh)

I think you used the moth balls as some form of exercise equipment probably to build up what I'm sure are six pack abs

You seemed to have ate my rodent poison thing that was "guaranteed" to work and you're still cooking

I've sprayed some strange aerosol substance the hardware store gave me everywhere and I believe you must have a Hazmat suit because it didn't effect you one bit.

At this point I would like to propose a deal, if you stop shitting under my bathroom sink and all over the belongings under the bathroom sink, I promise not to drop some kind of incendiary device down the whole you seem to be using to gain access to my bathroom cabinet.

Publish Post
Erin a confirmed MUSOPHOBIA

Saturday, October 13, 2007

I'm not sure if he does it for me anymore

I was watching the Carson Daily Last Call Show tonight and was absolutely shocked when I saw that he was having Morrisey on as a guest and then I was shocked at how old Morrisey is. I was a huge Morrisey fan when I was in high school, I had a Gigantic Morrisey poster hanging in my room, I was madly in love. I guess I expect those people that I was in love with "back in the day" to never grow up, that mean I'm growing up.

Any day now I will be one of those women who are to old to be "hanging out", the one's who should be at home rocking in their chairs nitting booties for their church groups. Vomit...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Things that are bugging me...

  • My husband has not contacted me in a while
  • I have a mouse who shits under my bathroom sink
  • I still have no grass
  • I wish late at night there was another adult to talk to when I'm bored
  • My laundry still isn't done
  • I'm broke as always and there is plenting of shopping I wish I could do
  • Nobody has one the lottery, which means I haven't won the lottery
  • I have to go to work tomorrow
  • I have to wait 6 weeks for the resluts of the pap smear I had today to come back so that I can then go ahead and book my Colposcopy when it shows abnormal cells, can't I just skip the pap after 12 years and go straight to the Colposcopy?
  • My anti-anxiety medicine smells like my dog's breath which in turn smells like poop, which makes it difficult to take

I'm sure there is plenty more, but I can't think anymore

Sunday, October 7, 2007

And here's how it goes...

Clean the house-Half asked but it will do, I need to finish my bedroom right now
Clean the car-No, but I did ad the extra seat for the first time since I bought the car last year
Clean the dog (mouth included, I can't handle the poop breath anymore!)-No and he stinks more now :(
Get the dog's nails cut-No
Get my hair cut, and eye brows waxed it's time for a change and my uni brow is just not doing it for me- Yes and I love it, I'm so glad I did it.
Get the oldests hair cut, last weekend I got the youngest cut (Mohawk) then got home and realized holy cow the oldest looks like crap- No he has decided to grow it out again
Pick up the few groceries I need for the week-No, I still need to do this
Attend the Oktoberfest (I need a touch of Germany)-Yes and was definitely not a touch of Germany, it totally sucked!
Finish Laundry-No
Write two weeks of talk points for my radio bit-No, but I need to do it tonight

OK, so I am totally disappointed, this sucks, I didn't get shit done.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Over achiever

Ok so here is what I want to and will try to get done this weekend.

Clean the house

Clean the car

Clean the dog (mouth included, I can't handle the poop breath anymore!)

Get the dog's nails cut

Get my hair cut, and eye brows waxed it's time for a change and my unibrow is just not doing it for me

Get the oldests hair cut, last weekend I got the youngest cut (mohawk) then got home and realized holy cow the oldest looks like crap

Pick up the few groceries I need for the week

Attend the Oktoberfest (I need a touch of Germany)

Finish Laundry

Write two weeks of talk points for my radio bit

That's about it, we'll see come Sunday night how much I get done, this damn internet has some kind of strange hold on me and I'm finding it hard to get out of bed now.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

One year and One Month

I started my job last year a month ago, I finally had my review today.

All in all it was good and I was happy. Apparently I need some help in the organizing department but, hell, I'm doing all of the work for our whole department right now, because the new girl is incompetent so my desk looks like crap. I am being recognized for it and I appreciate it.

I'm still bitter about the incident last month over the other position I wanted but they seem to understand and they thanked me for not letting it effect my job performance.

Long story short, I did get a raise and it will be retroactive to include the month of September. I really need the money right now so I am very thankful!

The picture is of the radio station I work at from our very very high tower!!!

Monday, October 1, 2007

There's nothing on TV

I've tried to read and usually it's what I love, but lately it's not enough. Actually nothing is really enough right now. I am trying so hard to forge friendships with my neighbors and to meet new people, but I am so distracted it's hard to keep track of conversations, I've noticed myslef being very rude and while someone is telling me something I will break into the conversation and ask a question or say something completely off topic. It's rude and I'm afraid that people will think I'm rude, I'm just so damned distracted, my thoughts are everywhere at once.

I need someone to please come to my house and help me find my Palm Pilot, I don't know where I put it and I think it would help right now.