Overheard in my bedroom (creepy, huh)

Last night while laying in bed my legs which are always sore and bothering me at night were really an issue so I kept moving them. V asked me what was wrong and instead of saying I thought I had Arthritis in my legs I said I thought I had Alzheimer's in my legs. Well, of course he's getting a great laugh out of that, he's already asked me if my legs remember where they are, this should be a fun day!